It is slowly dawning on people that You Know Who has been right too often: it was the Clintons who had shady dealings with Russia, but it was Trump who was relentlessly attacked for it; “Pizzagate” was said to be insane conspiracy-mongering, but Jeffrey Epstein’s business appears to have been shadier and nearly as preposterous; and yes, the amphibians are going trans (“turning the friggin’ frogs gay!”) and fluoride in the water is bad for you. It’s the world according to Alex Jones, and too many people can’t handle the truth.

Now is the time to buy stock in aluminum foil companies!